A turkish guy living in Germany having problems to find a girl to marry there goes for holydays to Turkey. A friend asks if he could take a gift for an aunt, he agrees. In Turkey the guy finds the adress where to deliver the gift. A pretty girl opens the door. He sees her and right in the next moment he takes his mobile phone and calls his mother in Germany: send me somebody for negotiation – i found the girl i gonna marry!
In few days the marriage is arranged, the girl doen't mind, she likes the idea to move to Germany. Before the wedding the couple goes to a jeweller to order the rings. They want their names to be engraved. The shopkeeper asks their names. The guy says: well, my name is Hasan. - he turns to his bride: and what's your name?
In the canteen:
N: what's for lunch today?
M: well it doesn't look good :-/
N: you think so? But it's lasagne, it's always delicious! Let's try it!
M: no, thanks, i take some potatoes and salad
N: mh, i will try it. I like lasagne, can't resist.
N: (½ h later leaving the loo) how did you know that damn lasagne wasn't good?!
M: i'm an artist. I just didn't like the colours :-)
Hasan and his bride:
Hasan, tell me, how we gonna go to Germany?
By the plane
Oh, i've never seen one. How does it goes?
Well, on the track of course!
In few days the marriage is arranged, the girl doen't mind, she likes the idea to move to Germany. Before the wedding the couple goes to a jeweller to order the rings. They want their names to be engraved. The shopkeeper asks their names. The guy says: well, my name is Hasan. - he turns to his bride: and what's your name?
In the canteen:
N: what's for lunch today?
M: well it doesn't look good :-/
N: you think so? But it's lasagne, it's always delicious! Let's try it!
M: no, thanks, i take some potatoes and salad
N: mh, i will try it. I like lasagne, can't resist.
N: (½ h later leaving the loo) how did you know that damn lasagne wasn't good?!
M: i'm an artist. I just didn't like the colours :-)
Hasan and his bride:
Hasan, tell me, how we gonna go to Germany?
By the plane
Oh, i've never seen one. How does it goes?
Well, on the track of course!
